reality really has so damn nothing to do with reality

so yep another monday another start in the week.After being in the park all afternoon and getting raped by a bee(Yes you read right raped, believe me they don´t have prickles they have evil gigantic penises and they fly around and rape you, that damn bee was flying strategically between my legs for quite sometimebefore finally attacking me in an unattentive moment) I decided yesterday later in the night to still drag myself out of the house, even though my knee looked as if I would have elephant disease or something like that. So I walk over to bar STO to visit my neighbour Moritz, since he started working there . I took my laptop with the resolution to work on the bathtubqueen (my childrenbook that I end up talking about the whole time but not really working on efficiently), but I ended up gossiping with Moritz and the guy sitting next to me , while flipping through the pages of Loverbob, Cosmo Der Spiegel and the daily newspaper(what a mix...). Anyway I waited till his shift was over at one am and then we walked home, stopping to get some thai food and continued walking. we ended up at my place watching Monsters inc.( dragging boys to my apt to see childrenmovies is kind of perverted you think...but remeber its research not slacking off in front off a screen- Just love that excuse...hhaha)eating our thai takeaway and I eventually passed out on my shabby mattress that Iam still too broke to replace by a bed, at something like 4am, only to be woken up 4 hours later by those damn handicraftsmen who are trying to fix the gas since 3 month and guess what they couldn´t make it…so at noon I had a job interview for a job at the IFA in Berlin( fair for consumer electronis and home aplliances...yes that damn humanity can never have enough of that junk) ,arrived waaay too late. And damn its always the same type of women who who hire the staff for those fairs , that sort of women who go to the tanning waaaay to often whose hair are waaaay to blond, wear waaay to o much make up and who talk waaaaay to much about natural make up and how it is important to sell yorself but stay natural and well I could tell you endlessly how ridiculous it is and that they will always keep on looking for their own Austin Powers styled mini-me but I guess you get the gist: reality ( and with reality I now mean the reality of the average working person) has so damn nothing to do with reality… but yeah I know boring boring boring . Iam home now, still listening Amanda Blanks new album " I love you " on and off to end and yes I know I already posted the video on facebook weeks ago, but the song is just too good and so much better than the original LL Cool J babbling so here she is with the amazing Santigold:

Iam off to watching some episodes off the fifth of weeds until I am tired. Ahh what can I do Iam just boring...